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Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Pokemon cards sell on Ebay for $142.51

Dawn, a mom from Illinois, put up rogue Pokemon cards on Ebay and they sell for $142.50 - when they retail for about $15....why in the world would someone pay that? Well, because the story was worth that and MORE!!!

here's an article and accompanying podcast. The written listing:

I'm selling a bunch of Pokemon cards. Why? Because my kids sneaked them into my shopping cart while at the grocery store and I ended up buying them because I didn't notice they were there until we got home. How could I have possibly not noticed they were in my cart, you ask? Let me explain.

You haven’t lived until you’ve gone grocery shopping with six kids in tow. I would rather swim, covered in bait, through the English Channel, be a contestant on Fear Factor when they’re having pig brains for lunch, or do fourth grade math than to take my six kids to the grocery store. Because I absolutely detest grocery shopping, I tend to put it off as long as possible. There comes a time, however, when you’re peering into your fridge and thinking, ‘Hmmm, what can I make with ketchup, Italian dressing, and half an onion,’ that you decide you cannot avoid going to the grocery store any longer. Before beginning this most treacherous mission, I gather all the kids together and give them “The Lecture“.

“The Lecture“ goes like this…

MOM: “We have to go to the grocery store.”

KIDS: “Whine whine whine whine whine.“

MOM: “Hey, I don’t want to go either, but it’s either that or we’re eating cream of onion-ketchup soup and drinking Italian dressing for dinner tonight.”

KIDS: “Whine whine whine whine whine.“

MOM: “Now here are the rules: do not ask me for anything, do not poke the packages of meat in the butcher section, do not test the laws of physics and try to take out the bottom can in the pyramid shaped display, do not play baseball with oranges in the produce section, and most importantly, do not try to leave your brother at the store. Again.”

OK, the kids have been briefed. Time to go.

Once at the store, we grab not one, but two shopping carts. I wear the baby in a sling and the two little children sit in the carts while I push one cart and my oldest son pushes the other one. My oldest daughter is not allowed to push a cart. Ever. Why? Because the last time I let her push the cart, she smashed into my ankles so many times, my feet had to be amputated by the end of our shopping trip. This is not a good thing. You try running after a toddler with no feet sometime.

At this point, a woman looks at our two carts and asks me, “Are they all yours?” I answer good naturedly, “Yep!

“Oh my, you have your hands full.”

“Yes, I do, but it‘s fun!” I say smiling. I’ve heard all this before. In fact, I hear it every time I go anywhere with my brood.

We begin in the produce section where all these wonderfully, artistically arranged pyramids of fruit stand. There is something so irresistibly appealing about the apple on the bottom of the pile, that a child cannot help but try to touch it. Much like a bug to a zapper, the child is drawn to this piece of fruit. I turn around to the sounds of apples cascading down the display and onto the floor. Like Indiana Jones, there stands my son holding the all-consuming treasure that he just HAD to get and gazing at me with this dumbfounded look as if to say, “Did you see that??? Wow! I never thought that would happen!”

I give the offending child an exasperated sigh and say, “Didn’t I tell you, before we left, that I didn’t want you taking stuff from the bottom of the pile???”

“No. You said that you didn’t want us to take a can from the bottom of the pile. You didn’t say anything about apples.”

With superhuman effort, I resist the urge to send my child to the moon and instead focus on the positive - my child actually listened to me and remembered what I said!!! I make a mental note to be a little more specific the next time I give the kids The Grocery Store Lecture.

A little old man looks at all of us and says, “Are all of those your kids?”

Thinking about the apple incident, I reply, “Nope. They just started following me. I’ve never seen them before in my life.”

OK, now onto the bakery section where everything smells so good, I’m tempted to fill my cart with cookies and call it a day. Being on a perpetual diet, I try to hurry past the assortment of pies, cakes, breads, and pastries that have my children drooling. At this point the chorus of “Can we gets” begins.

“Can we get donuts?”

“No.”

“Can we get cupcakes?”

“No.”

“Can we get muffins?”

“No.”

“Can we get pie?”

“No.”

You’d think they’d catch on by this point, but no, they’re just getting started.

In the bakery, they’re giving away free samples of coffee cake and of course, my kids all take one. The toddler decides he doesn’t like it and proceeds to spit it out in my hand. (That’s what moms do. We put our hands in front of our children’s mouths so they can spit stuff into them. We’d rather carry around a handful of chewed up coffee cake, than to have the child spit it out onto the floor. I’m not sure why this is, but ask any mom and she’ll tell you the same.) Of course, there’s no garbage can around, so I continue shopping one-handed while searching for someplace to dispose of the regurgitated mess in my hand.

In the meat department, a mother with one small baby asks me, “Wow! Are all six yours?”

I answer her, “Yes, but I’m thinking of selling a couple of them.”

(Still searching for a garbage can at this point.)

Ok, after the meat department, my kids’ attention spans are spent. They’re done shopping at this point, but we aren’t even halfway through the store. This is about the time they like to start having shopping cart races. And who may I thank for teaching them this fun pastime? My seventh “child”, also known as my husband. While I’m picking out loaves of bread, the kids are running down the aisle behind the carts in an effort to get us kicked out of the store. I put to stop to that just as my son is about to crash head on into a giant cardboard cut-out of a Keebler elf stacked with packages of cookies.

Ah! Yes! I find a small trash can by the coffee machine in the cereal aisle and finally dump out the squishy contents of my hand. After standing in the cereal aisle for an hour and a half while the kids perused the various cereals, comparing the marshmallow and cheap, plastic toy content of each box, I broke down and let them each pick out a box. At any given time, we have twenty open boxes of cereal in my house.

As this is going on, my toddler is playing Houdini and maneuvering his little body out of the seat belt in an attempt to stand up in the cart. I’m amazed the kid made it to his second birthday without suffering a brain damaging head injury. In between trying to flip himself out of the cart, he sucks on the metal bars of the shopping cart. Mmmm, can you say “influenza”?

The shopping trip continues much like this. I break up fights between the kids now and then and stoop down to pick up items that the toddler has flung out of the cart. I desperately try to get everything on my list without adding too many other goodies to the carts.

Somehow I manage to complete my shopping in under four hours and head for the check-outs where my kids start in on a chorus of, “Can we have candy?” What evil minded person decided it would be a good idea to put a display of candy in the check-out lanes, right at a child’s eye level? Obviously someone who has never been shopping with children.

As I unload the carts, I notice many extra items that my kids have sneaked in the carts unbeknownst to me. I remove a box of Twinkies, a package of cupcakes, a bag of candy, and a can of cat food (we don’t even have a cat!). I somehow missed the box of Pokemon cards however and ended up purchasing them unbeknownst to me. As I pay for my purchases, the clerk looks at me, indicates my kids, and asks, “Are they all yours?”

Frustrated, exhausted from my trip, sick to my stomach from writing out a check for $289.53, dreading unloading all the groceries and putting them away and tired of hearing that question, I look at the clerk and answer her in my most sarcastic voice, “No. They’re not mine. I just go around the neighborhood gathering up kids to take to the grocery store because it’s so much more fun that way.”

So, up for auction is an opened (they ripped open the box on the way home from the store) package of Pokemon cards. There are 44 cards total. They're in perfect condition, as I took them away from the kiddos as soon as we got home from the store. Many of them say "Energy". I tried carrying them around with me, but they didn't work. I definitely didn't have any more energy than usual. One of them is shiny. There are a few creature-like things on many of them. One is called Pupitar. Hee hee hee Pupitar! (Oh no! My kids' sense of humor is rubbing off on me!) Anyway, I don't there's anything special about any of these cards, but I'm very much not an authority on Pokemon cards. I just know that I'm not letting my kids keep these as a reward for their sneakiness.

Shipping is FREE on this item. Insurance is optional, but once I drop the package at the post office, it is no longer my responsibility. For example, if my son decides to pour a bottle of glue into the envelope, or my daughter spills a glass of juice on the package, that’s my responsibility and I will fully refund your money. If, however, I take the envelope to the post office and a disgruntled mail carrier sets fire to it, a pack of wild dogs rip into it, or a mail sorting machine shreds it, it’s out of my hands, so you may want to add insurance. I will leave feedback for you as soon as I’ve received your payment. I will be happy to combine shipping on multiple items won within three days. This comes from a smoke-free, pet-free, child-filled home. Please ask me any questions before placing your bid. Happy bidding! :)


On Aug-17-07 at 14:10:11 PDT, seller added the following information:

Check out my other items!


On Aug-21-07 at 13:37:48 PDT, seller added the following information:

14,000 hits!!! Who would've thought? I just wanted to take a minute and say "thank you" to all the people who have taken the time to write me a comment! I certainly appreciate it! It sure is a nice treat waking up to a full box of compliments! I'm trying to answer each comment, but they're honestly coming in faster than I can type!

Many of you have asked if I have a blog. I do. It's mom2my6pack.blogspot.com

Many of you have suggested I write a book. I think I may just have to give that a try. If it ever comes to fruition, I'll post about it on my blog.

And $40.00??? What are you guys nuts? There's nothing special about these cards. Are you bidding on them thinking I'll be a famous author someday? :::laughing like a crazy lady over that one::: I'll give writing a shot, but from what I hear it isn't easy to get a book published. I probably have a better chance of losing ten pounds (and that ain't likely to happen!)

Anyway, again I want to say thank you for reading and passing this on. You've all just made my week! :)


On Aug-21-07 at 14:07:29 PDT, seller added the following information:

Oh yes - I forgot (big surprise there!) to say that apparently I can only post 101 comments. There are a lot of witty, interesting comments I'd like to put out there for everyone to read, but Ebay won't let me. :(


On Aug-21-07 at 23:03:41 PDT, seller added the following information:

I've had several people ask me how many watchers this auction has. As of 1:00am, it has 865.

Monday, August 27, 2007

Lucky man

by Montgomery Gentry. REALLY not a country fan, but I love the WORDS of this song:

I have days where I hate my job
This little town and the whole world too
Last Sunday when my Bengals lost
Lord, it put me in a bad mood

I have moments when I curse the rain
Then complain when the sun's too hot
I look around at what everyone has
And I forget about all I've got

But I know I'm a lucky man
God's given me a pretty fair hand
Got a house and a piece of land
A few dollars in a coffee can
My old truck's still running good
My ticker's ticking like they say it should
I got supper in the oven, a good woman's lovin'
And one more day to be my little kid's dad
Lord knows I'm a lucky man

Got some friends who would be here fast
I could call em any time of day
Got a brother who's got my back
Got a mama who I swear's a saint
Got a brand new rod and reel
Got a full week off this year
Dad had a close call last spring
It's a miracle he's still here

But I know I'm a lucky man
God's given me a pretty fair hand
Got a house and a piece of land
A few dollars in a coffee can
My old truck's still running good
My ticker's tickin' like they say it should
I got supper in the oven,a good woman's loving
And one more day to be my little kid's dad
Lord knows I'm a lucky man

My old truck's still running good
My ticker's ticking like they say it should
I got supper in the oven, a good woman's loving
And even my bad days ain't that bad
Yeah, I'm a lucky man
I'm a lucky lucky man

Thursday, August 23, 2007

DO NOT STAY IN MOUNTAIN MELODY INN IN GATLINBURG

Our unsatisfying romp with this wretched place began thus:

We stayed here because we had been on the road for 14 hours, it was the first hotel with a room after we asked at a dozen others, and had come recommended by my father. It was $129 after a $40 discount per the night clerk. We got the honeymoon suite which was clean. However, the shower didn't work, which we discovered that morning as we tried to shower in order to rush out for the rest of our ride home. The tub drain was stopped up. There was no shampoo or conditioner, or coffee maker (which they apparently don't offer as a rule).The minifridge was unplugged and the outlet it would have been plugged into didn't work. The single lamp in the front room was plugged into the outlet that didn't work. Whenever anyone in another room used running water, we couldn't hear the TV even at the highest setting it was so loud. The back porch door would not lock. We slept in the bed for 7 hours and I awoke with over 2 dozen flea bites (that I could reach to count)....there are others I cant reach. When the front desk was told of all of these issues upon checkout, I was reprimanded for not saying something the night before so they could fix the shower, and when I told him about the flea bites (with the proof on my legs and neck) he just snorted and backed away - as if someone who could afford a house on the beach would wallow in such mire they allow themselves to live in a fleabitten environment?! On top of everything, something odd - there was a strangely placed mirror, the type that should've been over a dresser, bolted into the wall beside the bed, on a wall that adjoined a room with a handwritten note taped to it, "Keep out". We were uncomfortable in front of that mirror. We will never, ever stay there again, even in the same situation.

Ten days after their two week deadline expired, MMI finally decided to send a fax to BBB that read:

Mrs. Combs checked in at Mountain Melodies on July 28 at 8:30 PM. She says the shower did not work and the tub was stopped up. When she checked out this was the first time we heard of the trouble she was having. We checked it out and the shower worked and the tub drained. The room has been rented since then and we have had no trouble. We do not have shampoo and conditioner in our rooms and we do not have coffee maker but we have coffee in our office 24 hours a day. We always clean and unplug our minifridge ever time the room is cleaned so they will not freeze up. They are also the only people to complain about fleabites. If she was so unhappy with the room she should have come down that night. She checked out of the room at 9:30 AM and that is when she brought these problems to the attention of the desk clerk. The mirror that she is talking about is above the luggage rack so they will have a mirror to see what they look like. We do not want anyone to stay in our rooms that are unhappy. We just do not like for people to use everything and then come down and want all their money back. We are a family owned business and do try to please all of our customers.

Ok. first of all I know this is picky, but seriously - is it not even important enough to PROOFREAD the freakin response? Well, at least they've got their petulant blase attitude on record. my response:

All they said was I used their stuff and then said I didn't like it. Well of course I used it - I didn't have a choice as was explained. And the problems weren't revealed until that morning. As I said, the condition of the room appeared clean and the practical issues of the weird mirror and the minifridge we were willing to deal with as it was only one night and we didn't need either. I will refuse to be told that "I should've known better" in the case of the tub and shower not working as we didn't USE THEM until that morning. I also refuse to believe they've not had any more problems from the bed given I left with 32 flea bites all told, my husband with about a dozen others. We will never stay there again. It was a horrible experience and they should return our money. Perhaps the management's refusal to provide appropriate customer service is the reason the hotel is obviously a failing one.

Ok. Not the most professional answer, but COME ON!
I highly recommend not staying there. ever.

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Well

I should've blogged about the beach by now, but everyone knows I hate the beach so there's really not all that much to say, especially considering Harold's already posted pics. I do miss it - the sound. The ability to send Joey out all day....the sun in general (the house had a lot of windows!)....I couldn't stand the nasty smell when we first arrived (fish and general ocean smell...) but now I even kinda miss that. don't miss the burrs that get stuck in your feet....

Maria had her 6 mo checkup - 16 lb 5 oz and 26 in. I think she's actually longer than that, but the nurse didn't want to pull on her the way the other nurses have, which I appreciated.

We're converting to cloth diapers. Initially the cost is astounding - I thought it'd be alot cheaper, to be quite honest. Between the diapers, pail and liners, special detergent, and drying rack (they can't be put in the dryer for more than 15 min....) I'm looking at a total of $600. We'll make that up easily in 6 months just from not having to buy disposables, but it is going to be 6 months. Of course, then we'll have them for the next one, so they'll pay for themselves over time, but geez.....now I understand why ppl register for cloth diapers.

We've got a few aio bumkins, but mostly the new bumgenius 2.0 one size pocket diapers. I also got 2 wahmies liners and a wahmies wet bag for outside the house. (one tidbit - no sales tax on cloth diapers! yay!) I'm excited can ya tell? I got the pink jangle liner and the butter....I wanted the white with pink trim, but it was so.....white. :) I also got a pink baby wet bag that i saw at mother nurture and wanted (but was too expensive)

Some will be sad to hear this, but we're also going to formula. I'm tired of nursing and the demand she puts on my body. I'm tired of my body not belonging to me anymore (it's been well over a year!) I'm tired of being the only one that can feed her. I'm tired of worrying that she's not eating enough or getting enough nutrition. Formula's expensive, but she seems to be tolerating the cheaper stuff just fine - but by cheaper stuff, I mean the stuff that's only $25/lb, not $27/16 oz like Joey's was. Joey's was $8-$10/day depending on who was carrying it - he had Alimentum which was brand new and completely synthetic. Baby girl seems fine with the regular stuff. yay! This came about as I am currently on medication that doesn't allow me to nurse and I've just realized all these things in the last four days because of it. I was really committed to doing a year initially but now - I'm over it. I think we'll all be happier. It will mean I can't just tote her anywhere and pop out the food when she decides she's hungry - there will have to be planning in that regard now. And I did prefer the smell and longevity of breastmilk over formula. but we'll get used to it I guess. AND - she can leave me for prolonged periods now (so maybe we can get some sleep)!! I'm ready to wait a coupla years for the next one. I like having so much time in between Joey and Maria. We won't wait that long, probably, but I'm certianly not going to try and have another one tomorrow. I want my 07 sienna first darnit! :)

Maria's got a cold and is teething too.....the dr. gave me a rx for the congestion that I have to go get today too....ugh. she's doing pretty well with it overall tho.

She's eating everything gerber offers in 1's pretty much at this point. I gotta say - I think baby food has improved since Joey. Even the peas taste fresh and great! Although everything does leave the aftertaste of wild onion in my mouth - even the pears she didn't finish this morning. Kinda weird.

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